March 2012
That moment when your volume is all the way up and...
totally-relatable:
I feel like I have to take care of everyone else ....
When people reblog from you but there not a...
February 2012
Burn down my school and I'll promote you.
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
You're in an argument and you have a good ass...
and all your friends are like
and you’re sitting there like
and the person you were arguing with is all like
and then you’re all like, YEA NIGGA FALLBACK
