December 2011
oh damn im getting sick . my throat is killing me...
sooo ill just take some nightquil and suck on some cough drops , take my shower and take a nap till dinner. Sounds good ? leave me things :)
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
November 2011
When websites asking for my age have the option to...
lmaogtfo:
Bitch, how would I be using a computer?
My mom told me to wrap the Christmas presents.
lmaogtfo:
When someone is singing when your favorite song is... →
funniest10k:
CLICK HERE FOR MORE LAUGHS!!!
When you see someone from school in public..
sirharrystyles:
lmaogtfo:
It's crazy how we think so much about the things...
So many girls want to be chased...
daedalian:
I want someone who is strong enough to keep up and run along side me.
