oh damn im getting sick . my throat is killing me...
sooo ill just take some nightquil and suck on some cough drops , take my shower and take a nap till dinner. Sounds good ? leave me things :)
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
When websites asking for my age have the option to...
lmaogtfo: Bitch, how would I be using a computer?
My mom told me to wrap the Christmas presents.
When someone is singing when your favorite song is... →
funniest10k: CLICK HERE FOR MORE LAUGHS!!!
When you see someone from school in public..
It's crazy how we think so much about the things...
So many girls want to be chased...
daedalian: I want someone who is strong enough to keep up and run along side me.